Guys we don't want one (on our body), we don't need to see you scratch, readjust or hear you make constant jokes about it.
Why does that one little (I mean that in relation to the rest of your body...really) thing cause so many smirks and so much laughter?
And on the other hand, when referring or thinking about someone else's "little thing" does it cause so much panic?
OK I admit I also smirk and laugh (hopefully at appropriate times), but there will never be the same fascination--perhaps that's what they really mean when they say "penis envy".
Try not to giggle...boner, willy (hee,hee), pecker, joy stick (ha, I finally get that one), dong, dork (?), johnson, organ, member, package, shlong, tool, skin flute (guarantee these were made up by men or should I say boys?!), peter (what's with all the proper names?), dick (see?!), harry bagpipes, love muscle (I think they made that up for women--nice try), firm worm, one-eyed snake (gotta like that one), salty dog (eww), wanker and my favorite...wife's best friend.