Thursday, April 10, 2008

Who writes this stuff?

I happened upon an interesting site today while doing a little "research".  Really--I was looking for on-line magazines (something to do with the Big Guy) and I found a "resource page" for men.  Well now...I just couldn't skip past that!

They have everything--fashion, food, travel...women.  I just had to know what men want to know and think they know about women. Being a woman, I think I might be a good judge. One of the first things I came across was advise on how to make "his little swimmers"...uh hum...taste better.  

I don't know where to start!  OK suggestions (go ahead and let your breath out here): kiwi, watermelon and celery may "lighten" the taste; coffee and beer are believed to heighten "its" bitterness; plums, blueberries and cranberries may make "it" taste sweet or surgary; and "if your lady friend has an affinity for heavier flavors," fish and meat (high alkaline foods) make for a buttery taste. Sooo good to know, should make everyone happier.  Equal opportunity here--I aim to please both sexes...well...hhmmm...I should probably restate that--maybe later.

All that being said--men sit back down, no need to put that beer down or run off to the grocery store.  Now I remind you, this is only my take on this, BUT I don't know any women who sit around and debate the taste of "it" and believe me we talk about EVERYTHING else.  The great debate has always been to spit or swallow--if only we had know it comes (no pun intended) in different flavors.  

Don't want to shatter any (men's) fantasies, but I don't think it lingers on the old taste buds long enough to discern what any of you "Big Guys" had for lunch. Perhaps I missed the lecture on how to treat "it" like a great glass of wine. But if it makes you feel any better--I am happy to revise my shopping list. Hey ladies, what's on the menu tonight??

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