The setting: The day before Thanksgiving, 24 people coming for dinner. Chairs need recovering, strange man hanging sheet rock in the mudroom, 3 Wild Ones out of school...day 5...and a house that needs a deep cleaning. One Disgruntled Princess wandering around the house (yep the dirty one) looking under cushions, behind dressers and in the corners of the closets.
The Big Guy: "Whatcha doin"?
Disgruntled Princess: "Looking for a book."
TBG: "What book?"
DP: "My book." Duh.
TBG: "Really?" Duh "What's the name of your book?"
DP: "It's just a book, not a big deal."
TBG: "Then why are you tearing the house apart if it's 'No big deal'?"
DP: "Just something I wanted to read today."
TBG: (Rolling his eyes) "What's the book about?"
DP: (Hiding my eyes)... "Procrastination."