Devil: "Were you peeing in the bushes?"
Old Lady: "Me? Nooo. I thought someone dropped something in there."
Devil: "No you were peeing, I could see you."
Old Lady: (Glaring at the Big Guy) "Hey is that a vampire behind that tree?"
The devil just rolled his eyes at me and ran off to investigate. So the next time you plan on trick-or-treating far away from home don't let anyone give you a cauldron of liquid to drink along the way and if you see anyone in the bushes just assume they dropped some candy and keep on walking.